Tag: it's donald j pumpkins!
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A childish old man takes a trip to a courtroom
Former President Donald Trump can continue showing up for his criminal trial in Manhattan — or, potentially, go straight to jail. That was Judge Juan Merchan’s warning to the Republican candidate on Monday, NBC News reported, as jury selection continues in a case where prosecutors allege Trump conspired to falsify business records, covering up a…
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It looks like his batteries ran down, doesn’t it?
That the media is portraying the 3 year age gap between Trump and Biden as meaningful, when one is famed for “hamberders,” while the other an octogenarian who still rides his bicycle around regularly, is a crime. Biden has been around the block, there are things both good and bad that come with his attaining…
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Dementianation
Donald Trump seems to realize he is being interviewed, so he tries his best to say some words that sound like sentences. “And you know gasoline was under $2. Now, it’s very high, coming down because they’re doing they’re throwing everything they possibly can to get it. But right after the election, if that ever…
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“Like a dog full of bees, when you open your mouth on TV *something’s* gotta come out!”
Boing Boing: Speculation Trump’s “mystery cuts” are syphilis (video) This line of speculation doesn’t answer any questions — it just raises thousands more! Like “huh?” and “wha?” and “guh?” Or, more seriously: where would he have gotten it. Why wouldn’t he get that shit taken care of? Has James Carville’s folksy analogies finally eaten the…
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Perhaps he’s just celebrating Halloween early
After another unpleasant day at one of his myriad of trials, former president Donald Trump emerged looking tired and orangey—so much so that it has led to a new appreciation of just how much makeup he seems to be wearing: he looks like “a Tupperware container after you microwave spaghetti and meat sauce in it,”…
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Stolen, but why?
Trump stole documents and stored them in his chandeliered bathroom at Mar-A-Lago. This alone is a crime, but as part of the Department of Justice’s document stealing case against the out-on-bail, charged with multiple felonies Republican front-runner for President, they claim to know why and will prove it in court. DOJ intends to prove what…
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It better work this time
UPI: 37 charges against Donald Trump include retention of intel, obstruction of justice This fuckin’ guy has been investigated so many times, I’ve lost the ability to be excited about this. (It’s like the UFO thing, at this point.) I mean, I want him to go down for these crimes — you don’t have to…
A Chilly Squid 